So like an idiot
So like an idiot, I placed an order but forgot to double check the address of the recipient (the intended was someone I've sent a satchel of Richards to before), and inadvertently addressed a box of chocolate starfish to myself. Fortunately though, I caught my mistake right away and asked if the order could be sent to my special friend. In a welcome turn of events, not only did my friend get to eat ass, so did I (I also got a box of brown eyes too). Well-played, Dick Richards, well-played.
