Where’s the Zero-Star Option When You…
Where’s the Zero-Star Option When You Need It? Honestly, the fact that I even have to give one star is offensive. Where’s the “absolute dumpster fire” rating when you really need it? Let’s get real: this company is the definition of a scam wrapped in a delay, dipped in disappointment, and served with a side of false advertising. Believe every negative review you’ve read — they’re telling the gospel truth. And the few positive reviews? I’m convinced those were written under duress — maybe someone’s manager stood behind them with a Nerf gun saying, “Write something nice, or it’s foam darts to the face.” I ordered a product that was apparently “temporarily unavailable” — which I only found out after four months of silence, excuses, and vague tracking updates written in what I assume was crayon. But here’s the best part: it’s still listed as “in stock” and available for purchase today! That’s not misleading, that’s practically performance art. When the “alternative” product finally arrived (spoiler alert: it wasn’t really an alternative, it was just… different), it looked about as close to the advertised image as a raccoon in a wig looks to Beyoncé. Not even remotely the same. I held it up next to the product photo and laughed — because crying felt too obvious. In short: avoid this company like you’d avoid a group text about essential oils. It’s a scam, it’s slow, it’s shady, and I regret every click I made on their site. Save yourself the heartache, the wasted months, and the therapy bill.