Buckle up, its about to get real
I turn 40 this year and i had given up on wearing all the cutesie backless, lowcut, deep v, all things that you can't wear with a bra stuff. I had tried EVERYTHING, EVEN THE HEAVIEST OF DUTY BREAST TAPE. I cried for 3 days straight after finding the most adorable dress and literally trying out all of the sticky, rip your ripples off, products, that DIDN'T work. I put my self through a month worth of torture for NOTHING. I was desperate. What does a perimenopausal, desperate, housewife do? She takes to her local mom's facebook page. Anonymously, of course. With tears in my eyes I asked for help. I knew I wasn't alone in having breast fed, and that my baby sucked all the life out of my once perky, 20 something year old breasts. I'm a D cup, with all of my volume looking at my toes. After getting 100s of suggestions, and hundreds of dollars of investments of what worked for other women, I still hadn't found anything that stuck to, ME, long enough to bend over and pick up that dress to put it on. One woman suggested this heavy duty breast tape and sent you tube links on how to tape your breasts. I was so desperate, I let my husband help me tape my breasts just like the woman in the video. It didn't work either. I accepted my fate. I'm just old now, it's time to let that girl go. I opened my Facebook one more time, to turn off comments on my call for help. I was defeated by gravity once and for all. Hold on, a new comment. All it read was, "NOOSH. YOU'RE WELCOME." So I go the Noosh site, order a pair of D cup NIPS LIFT in the color Leche. I didn't buy the two pair for 48.00, because honestly, I was prepared to be let down, again. I didn't want to be left with four more silicone floppy breasts hanging around, so I opted for 2. I placed my order, and waited. My order was delivered today. So I run upstairs and clean my mom breasts off. I even used alcohol wipes to be extra sure there were no body oils. I allowed myself to dry, and placed the NIPS LIFT on. I did a few jump n jacks. They were still hanging on. I thought, this is too good to be true. Everything thing else would have peeled away or fallen to the floor by now. Determined to make them fall off, I ran up and down my stairs, they didn't budge. At this point tears of joy have filled my eyes. I run to my spare closet, the one with all of the dresses I've fallen in love with over the years that still have the tags on them. I'd open this closet sometimes and promise I'd wear them one day. I took out 6 of my favorite dresses. I tried them on one by one! During this process the NIPS LIFTS never budged, they never peeled away. Every single one of those dresses are now wearable! The heavens parted, and angels were singing. (only in my mind of course) THANK YOU NOOSH! Thank you, for making a product that works. Thank you, for making a product that didn't lower my self esteem after trying it. Thank you, for making a product that allows me to wear ALL of my dresses. Thank you, for giving me my confidence back!