SF Express? Chocolate Teapot!
I live in Gibraltar. I had ordered an item from the far east the seller chose SF Express? I got a notification that the item had arrived and checked through customs in Gibraltar, and then.......nothing! I contacted the seller who repeated it had arrived. I took it up with the selling site , Ebay, who found against me as the parcel had, you've guessed it, arrived! SF Express; a Chocolate Teapot comes to mind!