If you see these “witnesses” at your door…
Just turn of the lights and everything else in your home and make it look like no one is home or even more, just slam the door in their faces and tell them straight up to screw off and that your not interested in becoming a member of their cult and believe in all that BS they believe is true, these two “witnesses” or should I call them cultists, came into my house without my permission and I told them I’m and atheist and I’m not interested and politely told them to leave but no, instead they walked around my house and when I asked them to leave politely once again, they ask me “Do you have anything that’s magical?”, I then said asked them what are they talking about, they said things like “Oh playthings, like uhmm… toys or whatever.”) and I declined but they called me a liar and saw that I had Magic: The Gathering cards and I bullsh*t you not, one of them picked up my trash can from my kitchen and I sternly told him to put it back and the other witness said “We’re sorry but things like this (my MTG cards as I mentioned) are magical and they are the devil’s doing and creation, it need to be disposed of right away.”, I then scolded them telling them to get their hands off of it and heck, I even went to my closet, grabbed my baseball bat, and threatened them to stop touching my property and get out of my house, I know I should’ve complained about this to the cops and the “Watchtower” but I don’t think they will believe me. Lesson Learned: What do you do when “Jehovah’s Witnesses” show up at your door? A: Greet them and tell them “Come on in.” B: Turn off the lights, and everything else (this includes your TV) and make it look like your not home C: Just slam the door on their faces D: Either B or C In my opinion, of course, it’s D, and heck, you should know the answer to this as well. Do not ever let these cultists into your home, if B or C fail and if they go inside your house without your permission and they touch your belongings like what they did to mine, just use force like what I did.
