penny-pinching corporation
this company is owned and run by a cult of the most money hungry gremlins to ever touch the face of the earth. their greedy pork chops would genuinely sacrifice the enjoyment of every one of their players, if it meant holding on to just half an extra penny. EA business developers would unironically sit in a meeting and discuss a £5 fee for existing. somehow they manage to sell the same game every year, under the ruse of some nonsense like "we changed his ballsack textures". i would rather spend my money on 1000 hatsune miku gooner statuettes than every give another penny to these "people".