Lush and Lush Mini Suck
Bought the lush (really excited). Too big, doesn't sit right even a little. The top that should touch the cl*t goes waaay over that spot. Pushing it deeper twists it more so it sits way off to one side. Wrestling with it for way too long and still cannot stay straight or hit any pleasure points without holding it in place with legs/hands. Email support - no refunds. Okay, yeah, I guess people could just lie. Understandable. So they offer me a discount on the mini, stating it tends to sit better for some people. Awesome, very grateful, I take it. Barely smaller. Same issues. Took photos and the size difference is so minor it hardly qualifies as a different device. Summarized complaints: 1) Poorly sized (no one's cl*t is that far up ain't no way and pushing it deeper neither helps nor feels good) 2) Weak (even when I held it where it should go, the sensation on any setting was just depressing) 3) Waste of money - no money back if unsatisfied or even a store credit for something else would have been nice (even though I do understand why this is not a thing) 4) Scammy - knowingly offering a discount on essentially the same item a customer just expressed hatred for is scammy when that customer is trusting customer service to make suggestions and offers that would remedy the situation not just do it again (should have done my own looking into it and will next time I purchase something like this) 5) Twists and refuses to stay untwisted even when positioned and repositioned multiple times according to instruction Over all, lame. :)