I just need to vent my frustration with…
I just need to vent my frustration with the Spotify app. It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO slow!!!!!! Like literally, every click takes MINUTES to process. I just stare into that blank screen of darkness, at the eternally spinning green circle as a quiet resentment builds within me; a slow fury, as I begin to question the fabric of existence and wonder if someone is playing some cosmic joke on me, to allow such a pernicious evil as this into the world. I stand, frozen in place, contemplating the cumulative total hours, days, weeks of my life I've spent in this limbo just staring, eternally, at the spinning green circle. It's agonisingly infuriating! "Just clear your cache!" Doesn't work "Just delete your downloads" Doesn't work "Just reinstall" Doesn't work "Just stop using Spotify!" But how?! I can't! There are no alternatives! I am their slave and they know it as they laugh maniacally from their ivory towers at my feeble desperation to download the next Fantasy Premier League Gameweek 36 Team Selection Podcast. FML Please fix it Spotify. I beg you