Where 5G means 5 Generations slower. Results guaranteed.
Simba promised me blazing 5G speeds. What I got instead was a network so slow, my 36MB app download had time to write its own autobiography before finishing. PayNow payments via 5G connection? More like PayNever. Apparently the elves powering Simba's bandwidth knocked off early. I've seen faster connections on a Nokia 3310 in a submarine. If you enjoy watching loading bars like they're Netflix originals, Simba is the plan for you. If want envious looks turn heads on your retro internet speed, look nowhere else. I don't suppose anyone at Simba would see this review though, but the time they load up this review page it should be 2047. 5G logo on the box. 4G speeds. Zero shame.